Your Blood Work is "Normal"
But your Body says otherwise - Uncover what your Doctor missed and feel better in Just 30 Days
ENROL HERE!Ever been told by your doctor that your "labs are normal"—even though you feel anything but?
You're not alone.
Traditional blood work is designed to diagnose disease, not optimize health. It looks for what’s already broken — not where things are starting to go off track.
That’s where Functional Blood Chemistry comes in.
Instead of looking at each lab marker in isolation, we assess your blood work through a functional lens — connecting patterns across your body systems like pieces of a puzzle 🧩 to uncover the real reasons behind your symptoms.
If you're dealing with:
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Fatigue
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Brain fog
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Bloating or digestive issues
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Hormonal imbalances
— but keep being told “everything looks normal”...
It’s not in your head. It’s in your blood — and you just need someone who knows how to read it differently!
What If You Could Finally Get Clear Answers From Your Blood Work—Instead of Being Left With More Questions and No Real Solutions?
Instead of feeling brushed off or confused, imagine…
Having your labs decoded with real explanations—not vague summaries
Finally understanding why you’re feeling off, tired, or not like your optimized self
Spotting Hidden imbalances before they snowball into bigger issues
Getting a clear, personalized plan based on your body’s actual data
Knowing your health is moving in the right direction—with support every step of the way!
ENROL HERE!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Seeing my labs laid out clearly and understanding what’s actually happening in my body was a game changer. It took all the guesswork out of the equation. And if you’re anything like me, time is your most valuable asset—so instead of wasting 6+ months guessing what might work, I had a clear, data-driven protocol that got me to my health goals faster."
-Lucas Rubix (Crypto Lab Research)
INTRODUCING
BLOOD WORK DECODED
Where Your Labs Finally Make Sense, and So Does Your Health Plan
Here’s what’s included:
- A comprehensive functional blood panel analysis done for you
- A detailed video walkthrough explaining every marker in plain english
- A fully personalized protocol designed around your unique results
- A targeted supplement recommendations so you're no longer guessing — just fueling your body with exactly what it needs to function at its best
- Nutrition strategies based on YOUR blood work — eat in a way that supports energy, digestion, and fat loss (not someone else’s generic plan)
WATCH OUR 12 MIN TRAINING!
On How Functional Blood Chemistry Can Help YOU!
PLUS 3 OF OUR AMAZING BONUSES
BECAUSE REAL CHANGE DOESN'T HAPPEN IN ISOLATION...
3 Live 60-Minute Coaching Calls (Bi-Weekly)
Get direct access to Marja in three live group calls designed to support your journey and deepen your understanding. You’ll have the chance to ask questions about your results, gain clarity on your next steps, and learn about key health topics like energy, gut health, inflammation, hormone balance, and more.
These calls aren’t just Q&A — they’re an opportunity to connect, learn, and get expert insight in real time.
SLACK COMMUNITY ACCESS (8 WEEKS)
We know functional lab testing can feel overwhelming — especially when you’ve been dismissed or confused by doctors in the past. That’s why we are here to support you for 6 weeks!
You’ll get 8 weeks of access to our private Slack community, where you can ask questions, get feedback, and feel fully supported. You’ll receive direct guidance from Marja and connect with like-minded clients who are also focused on getting real answers and optimizing their health. We’re in the Slack channel with you 5 days a week — keeping you clear, confident, and moving forward based on your lab results.
Toxic Load Truths Playbook — What’s Hiding in Your Products, Water, Food & Air
Your environment could be silently working against your health — and most people have no idea how much toxic burden they’re carrying.
This powerful playbook reveals the hidden sources of everyday toxins: from personal care products and cleaning supplies to water contaminants, processed food additives, and poor air quality. You’ll discover how these exposures impact your hormones, energy, and detox pathways — and walk away with simple, practical swaps to reduce your toxic load and support your body’s healing.
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"Seeing my labs laid out clearly and understanding what’s actually happening in my body was a game changer. It took all the guesswork out of the equation. And if you’re anything like me, time is your most valuable asset—so instead of wasting 6+ months guessing what might work, I had a clear, data-driven protocol that got me to my health goals faster."
-Lucas Rubix (Crypto Lab Research)
Hi I'm Marja!
I’m a Registered Holistic Nutritionist (RHN), Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner (FDN-P) - but more importantly, I’ve been where YOU are.
I know how frustrating it is to deal with bloating, brain fog, weight fluctuations, and that lingering feeling that something’s off — only to be told your labs are “normal.”
As a boy mom, dog lover, and business owner, I get how full your plate is. You don’t have time to waste guessing what’s wrong or chasing quick fixes that don’t stick
That’s why I created Blood Work Decoded — to help high-performers like you finally understand what your blood work is actually saying. No fluff. No guesswork. Just clear, functional insights and next steps based on your unique biology.
Because when you stop relying on generic advice and start seeing your body through the right lens…You don’t just feel better, you become the most energized, focused, and optimized version of you.
SIGN ME UP!
HIGH-IMPACT TOPICS WE WILL COVER ON OUR LIVE CALLS!
The Truth Bomb your Doctor didn't tell you
In this power-packed session, we blow the lid off standard lab interpretation. You’ll see exactly how conventional medicine misses the early signs of dysfunction and why your fatigue, brain fog, or burnout isn’t “in your head.”
We cover:
✔️ Energy crashes, burnout, adrenal dysfunction
✔️ Blood sugar rollercoasters & stress overload
✔️ The real red flags behind fatigue and “low energy”
Bloating, Breakouts & Inflammation You Can’t Seem to Fix
If you're bloated, puffy, itchy, or inflamed — and can’t seem to figure out why — this session will be a game-changer. We go deep into your detox and immune systems, showing you what’s backing up your body’s natural drainage (hello skin issues, bloating, and mystery symptoms
We Cover:
✔️Liver congestion, sluggish detox & drainage markers
✔️Gut + immune dysfunction hiding in your labs
✔️Sneaky signs of inflammation your doctor didn’t mention
Hormone Havoc, Thyroid Drama & What Your Body’s Begging For
In this session, we zero in on the most overlooked root causes of low energy, mood shifts, and stubborn weight. You’ll see how blood work reveals hidden thyroid imbalances, hormonal burnout, and metabolic patterns that hold the key to getting your spark back
✔️ Thyroid markers beyond just TSH
✔️ Functional ferritin, cholesterol, sodium, and metabolic red flags
✔️Why your body feels stuck in “low power mode
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"Seeing my labs laid out clearly and understanding what’s actually happening in my body was a game changer. It took all the guesswork out of the equation. And if you’re anything like me, time is your most valuable asset—so instead of wasting 6+ months guessing what might work, I had a clear, data-driven protocol that got me to my health goals faster."
-Lucas Rubix (Crypto Lab Research)